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[Lucy Marks.]

ryan daniel parker.

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`the amount of pills I'm taking

seventeen candles wasted on a pink my little pony cake that read happy birthday KRISTEN. how sweet. the chick has been playing this video game for four years but just recently found a cheat code to beating the game from making the site.

`counteracts the booze I'm drinking[/color]

full name here:
ryan daniel parker
nickname:
ryparker
age:
nineteen
birth date:
april fourteenth


`and this vanity I'm breaking[/color]

hair:
ryan's hair varies in length. it also grows like a cornfield. one week he'll cut it rather short and about two weeks later, it's be past his ears once again. color wise, it's sometimes a light brown and sometimes it's a dark brown. either color, it looks good on him.
eyes:
much like his hair, the color of ryan's eyes varies. they can either be a hazel green color or a light brown. if his eyes are that green color, his eyes appear small and he squints a lot but when they're brown, his actual eyes are big.
body type:
scrawny boy/139 pounds/ 5"10'
clothing style:
ryan dresses like no boy you've ever seen before. he sometime swears skinny jeans with a simple band tee. he often wears that harlequin style of clothing.
overall:
there is no real way to describe ryan except for the word; unique. he doesn't go with the trends, no he does not, he doesn't really start any, now that i think about it. for example; everyone is wearing their hair short, so short to the point where they might as well be bald, expect ryan to have his hair long, so long it goes past his shoulders and down his back. well, not really but i'm sure you catch my drift?
in conclusion; ryan's look is one of those looks that changes constantly. he is also one of those guys who doesn't care about what people think about him, he doesn't care about trends and he certainly doesn't think about standards.

`lets me live my life like this[/color]


orientation:
straight
grade:
sophomore
likes:

• the guitar.
  
• skinny jeans.
  
• titanic.
  
• hair gel.
  
• band tees.
  
• myspace.
  
• the zoo.
  
• orbit gum.
  
• instant messaging.
  
• studded belts.
  
• mosh pits.
  
• concerts.
  
• classic rock 'n' roll.
  
• motorcycles.
  
• old cars.

dislikes:

• fakes
  
• ignorance.
  
• gas guzzlers.
  
• the catholic church.
  
• ditzy blondes.
  
• poser bands.
  
• republicans.
  
• rap.
  
• the snow.
  
• the color yellow.
  
• meat.
  
• television.
  
• minimum wage.
  
• rules.
  
• standards.

fears:

• being a bad father to brooklyn.
  
• loosing laney.
  
• dropping out of school.
  
• blowing his knee completely.
  
• dying too early.

habits:

• taps his foot.
  
• drums his fingers.
  
• tends to ruin the moment.

strengths:

• soccer.
  
• sex.
  
• sense of humor.
  
• perseverance.
  
• strong willed.

weaknesses:

• his daughter's smile.
  
• orange juice.
  
• cocaine.
  
• alcohol.
  
• his knee.

secrets:

• drug dealer.
  
• does cocaine.
  
• alcoholic.

overall personality:

as i have made sure to point out before, ryan is a very unique individual and not only in his choice of clothing and his personal style, oh no. his personality is what truly makes him who he is. because of his personality, he can sometimes be annoying, obnoxious and just a plain asshole. but he can also come off as a sweet, loving and caring guy. and that, my friends is what makes ryan parker, ryan parker. shall we dig a little deeper?

sarcastic , ,
ryan is the king of sarcasm. let me just say you better watch what you say around this one. if you see him on the side of the road and his black bmw convertible is overheated, don't say, "so, your pretty little car is overheated, huh?" because he'll glare at you and reply, "no, it got iffy on the way over to the pie factory so i pulled over so it could have a smoke." get the picture? so, remember to add a little detail to what you're saying when you talk to ryparker because he'll definitely have something say about it if you don't.

outgoing , ,
you will never, and i mean never, meet a guy more obnoxious, outgoing -to be nice-, than our own ryan parker. you will never find him, sitting in the corner, with a drawing pad drawing his surroundings. one.) he cannot draw a flower to save his life and two.) that's just not ryan. even when he's sleeping, he talks in his sleep, just ask his girlfriend, laney michaels. when he's mad, he yells. with him being loud, that results in him being outgoing and obnoxious.

sly and a sweet talker, ,
ryan can talk his way out of any situation. he's not even going to deny it, so neither will i. laney catches him talking to a girl and getting a little too friendly, he will make up an original excuse and he'll be out of the said jam he's in. enough said. if laney isn't in the mood for sex and he is, he will do whatever he can to make sure laney will be in bed with him by the end of the day.

sweet , ,
yeah, ryan is a total sweetheart. whenever someone is in a bad mood or is just sad, ryan will do his damn best to at least get a smile out of this said person. he will crack jokes at himself, say sweet things (hense him being sweet), the works. he doesn't really care what i takes, he'll do just about anything. it doesn't matter who it is, either, some girl he has known for five minutes, he'll be trying to make her feel better.

sucker , ,
when it comes to brooklyn alaina parker, ryan is a total sucker for that little girl. when her mother says no to her, she'll turn to ryan, stick out her bottom lip, make her eyes all big and round and say, "daddy.." and he'll say yes, no questions asked. this particular trait probably isn't favored by laney, but hey, it makes ryan, ryan and nobody, no not even you, can change that. take it or leave it.

happiest memory:
ryan paker's happiest moment would have to be when his daughter, brooklyn alaina was born.
worst memory:
the worst memory in ryan's life was when he cheated on laney with that girl that shall not be named.
lifetime goals:
the primary goal in mr. parker's life is to raise his family the way his father raised his.

`well i find it hard to stay[/color]

parents:
rebekah parker , , nurse.
corey parker , , hotel owner.
siblings:
spencer parker , , twenty-one.
pets:
german shepard , , vanessa.
chichuahua , , braxton.
overall history:

rebekah harnigan and corey parker met in high school. rebekah was that one girl you see walking down the hallway, glasses on the tip of her nose and corey was that guy you saw, high fiving all his guy friends and when the girls walk by, he would slap them on the ass. they were a very unlikely couple but if they didn't get together because corey needed a tutor, we wouldn't have ryan parker, spencer parker or even brooklyn parker in this already messed up world. they wed at the age of twenty and had their first child, spencer lucas parker, three years later.

when spencer was two years old, ryan daniel parker came into this very lovely world and he made sure to spice that family up a little. at the age of five, ryan struggled under the weigth of a basebal bat and wacked spencer in the leg, surprisingly hard enough to break his older brother's leg. when rebekah and corey questioned ryan about this, ryan just smiled that toothless smile and said he did no such thing. his parents believed him instead of spencer and ever since then, spencer has secretly had it in for that little rat of a boy. but we're not talking about spencer now are we? we will have to because he sure causes a lot of drama ain the life of ryan daniel. payback, perhaps? we'll never really know.

anyway, ryan's life was pretty calm, to be pretty damn honest with all you people. he was best friends with the girl down the street, he even had a crush on the girl down the street once he realized, "hey, maybe girls aren't so bad afterall." and boy did that relieve his mother, she thought he could have been gay. like i said, things in the life of ryan daniel parker were pretty calm, somewhat boring, if you want to say that. fifteen years old was the age in which ryan's life started getting a little interesting.

ryan had a crush on the girl that lived down the street. they had been best friends since they were three and a half, their mothers met a book club and ever since then,


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